I was standing in the midst of the train crowd. I turned left, and I saw a group of ahbengs cursing and swearing among themselves. Ugly. I turned right, and I saw this adorable infant in the arms of a lady who was dressed in tattoos. Weird. In front was this guy on the phone, with probably his girlfriend on the other end. They were breaking up. Sad. From the back I hear the quarreling of two children, fighting for the PSP. Childish.