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Thursday, June 26, 2008 @ 5:03 AM

read the damn Manual.

Today is just one joke day. Sometimes I wish I was in America, where everyone believed in freedom of speech. Racist jokes are funny, we have to keep quiet because uh, it's not allowed in Singapore. Honestly I won't mind people making fun of my race.

Check out Carlos Mencia. He's someone who believes in freedom of speech, and wants everyone to have fun, just laughing and making fun of everyone, including himself. I admire him (:

so yea, I wont continue, in case I get frickin' sued or something.
anyway I recalled a joke I came across some time ago.

Three men got caught by a tribe. The tribe leader told them to do as he says or they're good as dead.
The three men nodded.
"Now each of you go find a fruit, and bring ten of it back!"
Three of them hurriedly set off to search.

Not long after, the first guy came back running with ten apples in his hands.
The tribal leader spoke, "Very well, now stuff these fruits inside your rectum (through the hole...), and if you make a sound I'll kill you,"
The man sighed, and started off.
One, two... He moaned in pain, and was killed.

Not long after, the second guy came running with ten cherries.
After being told the instructions, he started off.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine... he burst out in laughter and was killed.

Meanwhile in heaven, the first guy met the second guy.
"hey you could've made it, why did you laugh?"
The second said," I saw the hird guy coming with pineapples!"

Okay anyway, Daniel owes me Java Chips and MrNg owes me Kitkat. Teehee!

tis' the way