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Saturday, May 31, 2008 @ 7:39 AM

you're Infinity, on the Scale of one to ten.

so the lunch wasn't great, but you made it worthwhile. thanks (:

i realise i always think about what might happen in the future. sometimes it gets really weird.
like...

I think I'll drive a black Honda in the future, or something classy.
I think I'll live in a two-storey condo.
I think I'll live with a Husky.
I think I'll open some shop. I like trade.
I think I'll be a good father.
I think I'll get myself perfect eyesight.
I think I'll party every friday night.

I have this huge mind that can contain all these thoughts, yet i have no space for physics equations and chemical formulae. Sheesh.

An average person has 70 000 thoughts running through his/her mind everyday. I think i have like, twice of that.

Friday, May 30, 2008 @ 6:15 AM

if only I were better.

today was pretty interesting. i had some once-in-a-lifetime, weird-ass encounters.

i had this dream, thing is, i couldnt tell whether it was a wet dream or a horror dream.

brief description:

i dreamt in my dream. yea, if that wasn't weird enough, after i woke up from the dream, i dreamt that there was this girl lying beside me, on my bed. her hair was disheveled so i couldnt see her face, but i saw her body (whoops).

so when i woke up to real life, some part of my head suddenly realised that, hey ben, you just made out with a freakin ghost.

anyway, it's a dream, so i cant fully recall it.

my dad offered to drive me to breakfast then to school. when i was having breakfast this pretty pussy cat kept cuddling my leg, and no, i didnt feed it any food. i know, that babe looks kinda fierce.

Then, after training, Chye and I were on our way home, taking the train. Hohoho, we met this girl, who was wearing a pair of thongs under a transclucent white dress. sheesh. and Chye blamed me for being cheeko. HEY, IT'S JUST RIGHT THERE FOR YOU TO SEE, DAMNIT. sometimes i wonder what's wrong with these kinda people. show off their thongs? might as well walk on the streets naked. more of an eye-opener (:

wait, the story doesnt end just there! Chye got off at Yishun, so i settled down on a sit, and eventually dozed off. when i woke up at yew tee, i found this note on bag, a cellphone number and a 'call me (:' written on it. i dont know what's wrong with me, but i got kinda freaked out.

WHAT IF it's someone who wants to cheat me?

WHAT IF it's some uncle/auntie instead of a girl?

WHAT IF YiChye wants me to make out with him?!

hey, i got proof kay. first, he's gay(we presume?), and secondly, the handwriting of the writer of that note sucks.

Don't worry, Chye. we're good friends :D

Thursday, May 29, 2008 @ 5:10 AM

my Guilty Pleasure.

yea sure, i can have big dreams, big ambitions, but what nuts does any of that matter if i cant do what it takes.

what bothers me even more is that, I'm ALWAYS unwilling to complete work, and spend my free time on my studies and stuff, even with the knowledge that it would do me a significant amount of good if i engage such a schedule.

YOU'RE FUCKING LAZY, BEN.

time flew past (not literally, Dwi) as i stared at the computer screen, and it stared right back at me. Yea, this is what people call 'stoning'. ah, rot and die.

so i was bored, and i went to Dwi next door.

"hey dwi. i feel damn guilty, doing nothing as time flies by."
extremely intelligently, Dwi looks up into the sky.
"what? Where?"

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 @ 4:36 AM

the golden Goal.

Saw the clouds today? (:
Salvation is here from this bloody hot weather. i sweat when i walk from the kitchen to my room.

so, Sarah decided that she cook our dinner tonight. i couldnt get pictures cos she wouldnt let me, but here's a brief description. the greens were black, meat was raw pink, and the soup was sweet instead of salty.

Dont worry, i still love you (: see, i ate them.
now i need the pills for diarrhoea.

anyway,
THIS SHOULD NOT BE CALLED THE HOLIDAYS.
IF IT IS WE'RE LIVING A DAMN LIE.

-

Thanks, for talking to me. And saying this font makes me sound smart.

i still pray for the same four people everynight.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 @ 6:04 AM

a new love.

i thought about so much crap today, like am i gonna get married, when, how many children am i gonna get, what would happen if i cant find a wife, and why, well you get the point.

i carried my nephew into my arms today, watching him sleep and drool. ain't it amazing, a young life in my arms. i've done all the shit nannies would do, changing diapers, playing freaking lego with the child, and i find all these worth it, seeing the child smile and laugh innocently.

basically, I love babies (:

i wanna have many many children (with manymany wives hehe.) but then again, i think global warming is just gonna swallow us up. sheesh, fuck it.

my nephew's name is Xan. XAN. that's possibly the most wicked name around. and you used to call him Xan the Man.
i was feeding him soup today.

"open your mouth wide, swallow your soup and spell bee for me,"
i push the spoon near his mouth, yet he rejects, pointing into the spoon. I looked, but there was simply ntohing wrong.
"what's wrong?"
"got bubble!"
(the oil bubble) I nearly dropped dead.

Monday, May 26, 2008 @ 6:04 AM

finding Treasure

Pink is da bombz.

so i went down to PS with the guys to catch Indianna Jones. he looked better in the previous films (:

so we sat in the cinema, waiting for the movie to play.

"hey jingwei, if a girl is gonna sit beside me later, im gonna talk to her."

"you say one arh."

"yea."

meanwhile, an old granny occupies the sit, and we both choked laughing.

Sunday, May 25, 2008 @ 5:48 AM

cos' we are 310.

the 'act cute' picture as requested by tan riying.

fun, joy, laughter.

anger, sadness, reluctance.

i got more than i bargained for from this camp. gazing at the starfall, the soothing atmosphere provided me a thinking space.

52km. 7 hours. three gallons of sweat. two legs full of lactic.

A sense of achievement.

despite the gruelling experience, i never forgot about the scenery. breathtaking.

oh sheesh, so i freaked out when i encountered a bee hive during the rock-climb. Hey, it is a beehive. exactly the kinda thing that would get me a thousand bites at a time.

i didn't notice the sudden craze of lame jokes until the wait for our train back home.

'how do you check computer mouses for their gender?'

'check their pad'

'why're torchlights not heavy?'

'they're torchlights.

you get the idea. people do silly things when they're lacking of sleep.

"再给我两分钟, ..." ( i was singing some lines from a song)

"huh? 给什么？几时给？"

oh and thanks elaine and gang for picking me up and cooking me lunch at the funny restaurant (:

right, i've got to do something about my face, it has been infested with nasty stuff.
"so long, suckers!" (i dont mean it, i think)

you pinned your hopes on us.

you fought for us.

you thought for us.

yet we thrashed your hopes into your face.

i'm sorry.

we're sorry.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 @ 7:14 AM

"Ben, wake up, it's time for the damn camp,"

Am at Wai's. omfg, CAMP.

i hope i'll make it back in one piece. i hope this camp can make me appreciate stuff more.

this morning in the mrt, i was sitting down and there was this girl standing just in front. Sudennly, there was this jerk, and the girl fell and sat on my laps! whoo. (:

okay, time for the soccer match. sheesh, since when did i watch soccer.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 @ 6:14 AM

reminiscense.

remember those days where you called me betty.

remember those days where i called you glittergirl.

i miss those days.

-
was at bugis after making my IC with Dom. the aunty at ICA molested my thumb.

'let's do it again.'
'wait the machine's spoilt, now let's try again.'
'gosh, the thumbprint isnt good enough, gimme your thumb again'

so I was strolling around at Bugis street, when this chair suddenly flew past. there was a damn fight. damn, they had to fight when i had my eyes on this really nice berms. what the mofo is wrong with these people.

ben and elaine's comedy company:

jack brought his son to the park to play ball, when a big boy approached to ask if he could join.
Son: dude, Fuck off.
Jack: son, that's really rude! be poilte!
"Fine," his son said. "Please fuck off,"

Monday, May 19, 2008 @ 5:05 AM

BORED.

Retard got himself in a tennis racket.

Escape from Physics Class.

he looked at me as if there was a spider on my head.

3:40 AM

"later要去哪里啊？"

went to see my sister off to china. I gotta admit, i kinda miss her. Oh and her teacher's cute; wait, my mum's cuter.

there was this malay girl sitting beside us wearing a pink, long-sleeved shirt, and coincidentally, there was another aunty who was wearing a similar cloth.

'eh 儿子, see that lady in the pink long-sleeved shirt, who fatter me or her?'

i turn to my left, greeted by the sight of possibly the skinniest girl I've seen in my life.

'what the mofo, 她这么瘦!'

'HUH???'

so she turned to look and burst out in laughter.

Sunday, May 18, 2008 @ 4:01 AM

omfg Coach is gonna Slaughter me.

So, I lost horribly today at Gombak. got me thinking.
no measurement, and i didn't feel much grief about it, like i did a year ago.

Face it, Ben. You're not interested in this anymore.

I started to recall my first few weeks in this, where i got so happy when i got to throw, but now, it becomes a chore. Ain't life like that too?

The day was pretty fine, seeing Keefe and Jingwei attaining their personal bests. They're just so motivated, which i struggle to find something to keep me going. ah, eat shit and die.

Oh yea, i realised that the timing of the post that's stated is always wrong :P and can someone tell me how to overcome seasickness? I wanna kayak.

Tagboard will be up when i discover how to. Peace.

Saturday, May 17, 2008 @ 8:45 AM

the Dress code.

NO ONE TOLD ME I HAD TO WEAR SHOES FOR VCH.
so I ended up looking really retarded. anyway performance was fantastic, and Wong Jing Ru was funny as hell.

'Hey Ben, where're you? I don't see you,'
'Yea I dont see you either. Control room there,'
'You know what, I think I'm at city hall!'
So we found our way to Macs, where we decided to get DOUBLE cheeseburgers.
it was my turn after hers

'can i have the same stuff as her?'
the person gets busy, and places a CHEESEBURGER on my tray. I thought she got the double cheese so i turned to look, only to realise we both got the small one.

'hey why did you get the small one?' i asked.

'no what, mine's doublecheese.. EH?!'

Thanks for today, Wong Jing Ru (:

Friday, May 16, 2008 @ 6:48 AM

omg I created a blog.

I was completely clueless about this blogger thing. Thanks Wenfei.

was thinking about making one so I did it anyway. perhaps I can find some sort of escapism in this.

these stuff are really new to me, like using the stupid chinese dictionary.

what nuts, they have such limited font sizes.

tis' the way